Kolokoy Household: Episode 75

Published on September 25, 2017

Hello, guys! Here I am again, trying to come up with some lame excuse for my absence in the blogosphere! I know I already sound like a broken record, but I have been extremely busy the past few days. Hindi nauubos ang labada ko sa work, mga beshies! Para pa rin akong laundry shop na naka 50% OFF BACK-TO-SCHOOL PROMO! Hahahaha! So once again, allow me to make it up to you with a Kolokoy Household post.

I am quite amused that Zayne is starting to become more “visible” in my Kolokoy Household posts. Her sense of humor at 22 months is really scaring me! Mukhang malakas ang genes ng tatay niya! HAHAHAHAHA!

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TMI

We’re trying to potty-train Zayne, but it looks like she’s not yet ready. I mentioned in a previous post that she initially kept on “denying” that she pooped. I told her that lying is bad. So ayun, medyo naging TMI naman siya!

One night as we were trying to put her to sleep, Boyet and I smelled something stinky. Pigil na pigil kami magsalita kasi nga bed time na.

Tatay (whispered to my ear): Ang baho, Nay!
Zayne: Utot lang ‘yun… Utot Zayne… Walang wiwi… Walang poopoo… Utot lang nga e…
Nanay and Tatay: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ayun, mga isang oras yata bago kami nakatulog kakatawa!


GRADE 5

I seriously cannot remember the last time I went shopping for myself. The newest pieces in my cabinet are nursing tops, nursing scarves, and nursing bras. I didn’t gain weight after giving birth to Zayne so I didn’t really have the chance to “update” my wardrobe. Plus, sadyang maingat ako sa mga gamit ko. Hahaha! One morning, Boyet noticed a tear in one of my shirts. Akala ko makokonsensiya na…

Tatay: Nay, ang tagal na netong damit mo na ‘to ha?! May sira na o.
Nanay: Oo, matagal na ‘to! Grade 5 ako nung binili to ni Mama sa’kin!
Tatay: Seryoso?!
Nanay: Oo. E pwede pa naman e.
Tatay: Kung sabagay. Kung hindi mo lang ako tinakot dati na hihiwalayan mo ako, hindi ko rin naman itatapon ‘yung mga briefs ko na Grade 5 pa binili ng nanay ko e!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


BIYENAN

My mother-in-law was hospitalized a few weeks ago so Boyet took some days off from work. As soon as my mother saw me, she immediately asked how my mother-in-law was. E sakto, kasunod ko si Boyet sa likod.

Mama to Me: O, kumusta na biyenan mo?
Me to Mama: Ayun…
Mama to Boyet: O, kumusta na biyenan mo?
Boyet: Ayun, Ma. Ayos naman biyenan ko. Medyo may topak pa rin.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


SINO ANG KAMUKHA NI ZAYNE?

Nanay: Sino ang kamukha ni Zayne? Say NANAY!
Zayne: Nanay!
Tatay: Hindi kita papaliguan. Si Nanay magpapaligo sa’yo! 
Zayne: Tatay lang ligo!
Tatay: Sino ang kamukha ni Zayne?
Zayne: Si Tatay!
Nanay: Wala kang dede!
Zayne: Nanay!
Tatay: Sino kamukha ni Zayne?
Zayne: Tatay!
Nanay: Sino? Nanay sabi e. 
Zayne: Nanay!
Tatay: Tatay!
Nanay: Sino kamukha ni Zayne?
Zayne: Ninang… Kate!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!

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Parang mas mukha silang femeli dito kesa sa picture namin sa taas?! =))


BABY #2

If you’re an avid reader of this blog, then you probably know that my husband and I had a hard time having a baby. We’re not sure if God will allow us to be parents once again, but Boyet and I decided that we would just let Him take control. Madalas, ginagawa na lang naming biro, just like what happened a few nights ago. Patulog na kami kaso bigla kaming nagutom! It was too late for me to cook, and the only food we had in the pantry was cheese bread. I still don’t allow Zayne to eat anything with sugar so what I did was I bit into the cheese coating of the bread. Tapos inabot ko kay Zayne.

Zayne: Penge papay!
Nanay: O, here.
Zayne: Aynubayan lang balat!
Nanay and Tatay: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tatay: Ang saya natin ‘no? Gawa pa tayo ng isa pang ganyan!
Nanay:
Nanay’s ovaries:
Nanay’s uterus:
Nanay’s fallopian tubes:
Nanay and Tatay’s bank account:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


To end this post, allow me to share here one of my favorite videos of Zayne. I posted it on my Instagram page. If you still haven’t followed me, please do so because I update it more frequently than this almost extinct blog of mine. Haha! Anyway, ever since I posted this video weeks ago, parang eto ang pinakanatatandaan ng mga tao. Tuwing makikita nila ako, si Boyet o si Zayne, laging ang bungad sa amin, “WALANG PERA!!!” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Enjoy the rest of the week! :)

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