Kolokoy Household: Episode 70

Helloweeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhh! This is actually my fifth post for the month of July! I guess I’m starting to get my groove back. (I am currently typing this because I forgot what I was supposed to say next! Aside from the lack of time, I am not blogging as frequent as I used to before because my brain cells have been failing me big time! Hahaha! I was supposed to have a decent introduction, but I totally forgot about it! Mag Kolokoy Household na nga lang tayo! :p)


LASHENGGA

Boyet was telling me and Aubrey a story about a girl who got really drunk in a bar. Apparently, that girl is very, very, very sexy.

Boyet: Grabe, Nay! Lasing na lasing daw e. Ang kwento pa sa’kin, CHICK pa daw ‘yung babae e.
Me: O tapos, anong nangyari?
Boyet: Ewan ko na. CHICK pa naman daw ‘yung babae .
Me and Aubrey: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Boyet: Bakit?
Me: E kung maka CHICK ka, very 90s e!
Aubrey: Hindi man lang HOT?! CHICK talaga! Inulit-ulit mo pa!
Me: So ano kayang nangyari sa kanya? Nakauwi kaya siya galing sa DISCO?!
Me and Aubrey: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Boyet: Gago kayo ha!


CARPET


This photo has been going around in Facebook for a couple of weeks now.

Me: Nakita mo na ba ‘yung cellphone sa carpet?
Boyet: Huh?!
Me while showing the photo: Eto o. Nawawala daw ‘yung cellphone.
Boyet: Ay tanga! Bakit hindi niya i-miscol?!

Honganaman! 


COFFEE

My husband attends numerous meetings in a day. Some of these meetings are done outside of the office. Every day, Boyet would tell me about who he had met with through coffee. Madalas, girls ang ka-meeting ng mokong! At mas madalas, libre ang kape niya!

Boyet: Hindi na naman ako makakatulog mamayang gabi.
Me: Bakit?
Boyet: Nagkape kami kaninang umaga ni (girl officemate). Nung hapon, si (another girl officemate) naman ka-meet ko.
Me: Ikaw, umaabuso ka na ha!
Boyet: Nay, nasa harap ka ng anak mo. Huwag mong iparinig sa kanya na babaero ang tatay niya.
Me: Tay, huwag makapal ang mukha. Wala akong sinabing babaero ka. Ang gusto kong sabihin, huwag masyadong gahaman. Puro libre kape mo!
Boyet: Hindi ako gahaman! Patay-gutom lang!

Na-disappoint siya. Umaasa kasi siyang pagbibintangan kong babaero siya. :p


SHERIFF CALLIE'S WILD WEST

I mentioned in a previous post that Zayne’s favorite TV show is Sheriff Callie’s Wild West. Also mentioned in the post is how I am very strict with her TV time. I also remind everyone looking after her to be really careful with what they say. I call their attention when they say bad words when Zayne is around. E kaso, may nakalimutan akong pagsabihan!

Boyet: Nanay! Huwag mo na ngang papanoorin si Zayne neto.
Me: Bakit? Maganda kaya ‘yan! Anong episode ba ‘yan?
Boyet: Nanalo kasi sa game si Peck. Tapos ‘yung mga friends niya, natuwa. Sigaw sila ng sigaw ng…

PECK!
PECK!
PECK!
PECK!

@_@ @_@ @_@


Enjoy the rest of the week! =)