Kolokoy Household: Episode 64

Published on September 28, 2015

Hello, my dear readers! Can you believe that it’s already the last Monday of September? When did the time go?! I can’t believe that I’m already on my 32nd week of pregnancy and that we will be seeing our Little Kolokoy a few weeks from now! That is the primary reason of my blogging hiatus causing my backlogs to pile up. Boyet and I are very busy completing our to-buy list in preparation for Baby Z’s arrival. That alone makes me tired all the time. Plus, my pregnancy is making me very forgetful. (Partida, hindi pa ako nanganganak!) There are times when Boyet and I would laugh non-stop about something. I would take a mental note to include it in the next Kolokoy Household episode, but hours after, I would ask myself, “Why were we laughing again?!” Nyahahahaha! So bale, eto lang ang mga naalala ko! :p


GENETICS

One morning, I wore a dress for the first time. Boyet saw me, and he literally froze!

Boyet: Nanay, ang ganda mo!
Me: Bago kasi damit ko?!
Boyet (talking to my tummy): Anak, ang ganda ni Nanay ‘no? Pero paglabas mo, mas maganda ka sa kanya. Siyempre kasi nalahian na kita e!
Me: Kaya nga kinakabahan ako e!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


STRICT NANAY

Baby Z is getting more active. I couldn’t be more thankful. But there are times when she would kick me really hard! One time, I think her head hit my ribs while simultaneously kicking my bladder!

Me: Aray ko naman, Anak! Isa isa lang naman ang sipa!!!
Boyet: Hoy, Jerellt! Ikaw ha! Huwag na huwag mong papagalitan ang anak ko!
Me (habang pinandidilatan siya ng mata): Ano’ng sabi mo? Hindi ko papagalitan ‘tong makulit na ‘to?!
Boyet (while holding my tummy): Anak, huwag kang mag-alala. Ako bahala sa’yo paglabas mo. Dalawa na tayong papagalitan ni Nanay!
Me: Hahahahahaha! Ayan, mabuti na ang malinaw!


BOYLEG

I still get to wear my pre-pregnancy clothes. The only problem is that some of my dresses appear shorter because of my growing bump.

Me: Hala! Hindi ko na yata pwedeng isuot ‘to!!!
Boyet: Bakit?
Me: Ang ikli na, sobra!
Boyet: Ay magpalit ka na lang ng panty. ‘Yung ano ang isuot mo… ‘yung ano…
Me: Ano?!
Boyet: Ano ngang tawag dun? ‘Yung parang panty na shorts.
Me: Sige, kaya mo ‘yan!
Boyet: Kumbaga sa lalaki, boxers… 
Me: ... ... ...
Boyet: Ayun! BOYLET!!!
Me: Hahahahaha! Usually, pang bading ang boylet. Hihihi!


FART COUNTER

Boyet read an article which says that a normal healthy person farts 10-25 times a day.

fartImage taken from babble.com

Boyet: Sabi dito sa article, healthy daw ang pag-utot ng 10-25 times a day.
Me: Hahahaha! O e ‘di ikaw na ang healthy!

After a few minutes…

Boyet: Prrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttttt!!!
Me: Kanina ka pa ha!
Boyet: Pang 22 ko na yata ‘yun ngayong araw!
Me: E alas-siyete pa lang ng umaga!!!
Boyet: Ayaw mo nun, maaga akong naka-quota?!


Enjoy the rest of the week! =)

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1 comments

  1. And my fave comedian is back. Hahaha!! Tawa ko ng tawa kay Boyet!!

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