Published on April 23, 2014
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So why am I not watching the hottest item on primetime television? I have three reasons.
1. I already have enough stress in my life.
Admit it, nakakastress panoorin ‘yun! If it isn’t, why are my feeds flooded every night by angry netizens? Teleserye man o tunay na buhay, nakakastress ang mga kabit at mga mahaharot na may asawa na pero kumakabit pa rin sa iba! =)) After working more than 8 hours a day, the last thing I would ask for is more stress. The reason I got hooked with G2B is because it is a feel-good TV series. Etong The Legal Wife, baka mabato ko ng sofa ‘yung TV namin! :p
2. It might change my perspective on how adulterers should be treated.
I have zero tolerance with cheaters. I already told Boyet that I can handle anything, except for a third party in our marriage. I warned him that when it happens (knock on wood), I will give him and his mistress their worst nightmare! He asked me what I would do in case he commits adultery. Isa lang sinabi ko, "Susunugin ko buong Tondo para hindi na dumami ang mga haliparot na gaya mo!" =)) Of course I was just kidding. Or not. :p
I know how these local teleseryes work. Iinisin ka tapos sa dulo, happy ending. Iyakan, sorry sorry sa last episode, tapos bati bati din, everybody happy ang ending. Kaya ayaw kong manood, baka lumambot ang puso ko, ma-encourage pa si Boyet na lumandi! :p
3. And the most important of all…
Hindi dapat ginagawan ng teleserye ang mga kabit at mga talipandas! Dapat sa kanila, ginigilitan ng leeg gamit ang blade! Ooops! Masyadong harsh! Sige, sampalin na lang ng paulit-ulit hanggang magkaroon ng amnesia para makalimutan nila ang landi nila?! Pwede na ba 'yun?! Nyahahaha!
Again I was just kidding. But consider this as a warning, Boyet! :p
Sabi ko nga dati, may isa akong dream job. At ‘yun ay maging isang assassin. Aim ko na burahin ang mga mahaharot sa mundo. Bwahahaha! :p
Pero sige, walang basagan ng trip. Nood lang kayo ng The Legal Wife. Ako, I’ll just master the art of PURGING these adulterers in my mind, just in case it might come in handy in the future. Hahaha!