Tons of craziness coming from this little one in 3... 2... 1...
ONLINE CLASSES:
Back last year when Zayne was still new to online classes…
Zayne: Nanay, panis na ako. Balik mo na ako sa ref.
I don’t know why she said that, so please don’t ask me why! Hahaha!
DELTA
One time over dinner, we were explaining to Zayne that the Delta variant of COVID-19 is more transmissible that’s why we still can’t go out of the house.
Me: Hay, grabe ‘yung Delta. May Lambda na! Balak pa yata netong virus na ‘to na ubusin ang Greek alphabet at umabot ng Omega.
Zayne: What’s Omega, Nanay?
Me: It’s from the Greek alphabet, Anak. Hmm, paano ko ba explain ang Greek alphabet dito?
Tatay: Omega, Anak. Kapag natulog ka ngayon, paggising mo bukas, Omega na!
Me: Anak ka ng!!!
ANG ALAMAT NG AMING ROBOT VACUUM CLEANER
Zayne was looking for the remote control. She asked for my help, so I told her to check under the couch.
Zayne: I can’t see anything.
Me: Here. Use my phone’s flashlight.
Zayne: Ohhh. Here! I see something. It’s… it’s... Look! It’s a popcorn!
Me: Boyet, sabi ko magwalis ka kagabi e!!!
BASO
Zayne accidentally broke a glass. She started crying, but we assured her that it is okay because it was an accident. Tatay started sweeping the floor, but Zayne was still weeping.
Zayne (still crying): I’m scared!
Tatay: Why? I told you I’m not mad. It’s okay.
Zayne: Baka kasi MABUGBOG ako.
Tatay: HINDI AKO NAMBUBUGBOG! BAKIT KITA BUBUGBUGIN?!
Zayne: Ayun o! Broken glasses. Baka MABUGBOG ako!
Tatay: BUBOG, Anak! BUBOG! Hindi BUGBOG!!!
BASO PART 2
Zayne: Nanay! Why are you drinking water from my cup? Bakit wala kang sariling baso?
Me: E kasi ‘di ba wala kang ginawa kundi makabasag ng mga baso? Ilan na ba nabasag mo?!
Zayne: E bakit ka po nagagalit? Sabi mo hindi ka galit kapag nakakabasag ako. TATLO!
Tatay: HAHAHAHAHA! O eto ha. Isang baso muna ang ilalabas ko para may lima pang nakatago. Kapag nakakita ka kasi ng bagong baso parang gusto mong basagin lahat agad.
UNICORN
During one of her virtual playdates...
Zayne: Tatay, can I also have a unicorn headset like Ate Bella and Ate Zoe?
Tatay: You have one.
Zayne: No, I don't.
Tatay: Wait, I'll get it.
Zayne: 😒
FAT
I gained a lot of weight after more than one year of working from home. As in A LOT OF WEIGHT. Haha!
Tatay: Tara, merienda.
Me: Ayokong kumain! Diet ako. Sabihin mo na naman mataba ako.
Tatay: Wala akong sinasabing mataba ka. Ikaw ang nagpipilit na mataba ka.
Zayne: Nanay, you are not fat. You’re just… ahhhmmm… THICK?!
Me: Huwawwwwwwwww!!!
FILIPINO TIME
Zayne already has a Filipino subject this year. She has always been fluent in Filipino, but she began to speak in English more when she started going to school last year. We then started to refresh her Filipino vocabulary. As usual, source of comedy na naman ang bagets!
Me: Zayne, ano sa Filipino ang NEW?
Zayne: That's easy. BAGOOOOO!
Me: How about OLD?
Zayne: HINDI BAGOOOOO!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TAMA RIN NAMAN HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Me: Ano sa Filipino ang head?
Zayne: Ulo!
Me: Eyes?
Zayne: Mata!
Me: Back?
Zayne: Likod!
Me: Shoulders?
Zayne: Ohhh, I forgot!!!
Me: BA-LI…
Zayne: BA-LI-KOD! Balikod!
Me: Balikat, Anak! BALIKAT!!!
In case you still have time to spare, see more of Zayne’s wackiness on this vlog! =)
Luh! Na-miss ko Kolokoy posts!!! Pero mas miss ko inaanak kong apaka arte!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSorry na. Alam mo namang curacha tayo at walang time masyado mag-blog. Huhu. Kakamiss yung dati na may scheduled posts pa tayong nalalaman! :p
DeleteHahahaha, in peyrnes, galing mag-improvise ni Boyet sa unicorn headset! Hindi ko ma-imagine na mataba ka na. Sa utak ko, slim na slim ka pa rin, hehe. :)
ReplyDeleteNaku, ang jubis ko na talaga. Result of stress-eating during the pandemic yata. Hehe.
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