Kolokoy Household: Episode 73

Hello, my dear readers! Happy Mother’s Day to all my mommy readers! =) I know that I’m a day late, but given how hard it is to be a mother, every day should be Mother’s Day! Kahapon nga Mother’s Day pero pagod na pagod pa rin ako. I also told my husband last night that I want to celebrate Mother’s Day 2018 either at home or the day before if we decide to go out. Grabe kasi ang dami ng tao! Hindi ko rin masyadong na-enjoy. We rushed home right after we had lunch. Para kasing lata ng sardinas ang mall! :p

It’s funny how some mothers requested for a day out to have mani/pedi or to get a massage. My only request to my husband is for him to allow me to take a bath in peace! I just wanted to enjoy my bath time without a toddler banging the door while shouting NANAY like our house is on fire! Hahahaha! Ayun, I got my wish the night before Mother’s Day! Nakapaghilod ako ng bonggang bongga! Bwahahahaha!

Anyway, it has been a while since I last posted a Kolokoy Household entry, so here it is! =)


ASAWA NI...

My husband is not good in remembering names. Uhmmm, actually, he is HORRIBLE in remembering names! There were a few times when we bumped into some of our college classmates. After spending minutes of talking, Boyet would ask me, “Ano ngang pangalan nun?!” Hahahaha! I already know that remembering names is his weakness so I try to exploit it once in a while. Haha!

Me: Tay, kanina nag-HI ‘yung asawa ni Aling Helen kay Zayne.
Boyet: Ah, talaga? Oo. Mabait ‘yun e.
Me: Ano ngang pangalan ng asawa ni Aling Helen?
Boyet: … … …
Boyet: *cricket cricket*
Boyet: *inhale exhale*

After 20 seconds…

Me: Ano, alam mo ba o hindi?
Boyet: Tito!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sira ulo!
Boyet: Ang tagal kong nag-isip! Sasabihin ko sana Fernando! E asawa pala ni Susan Roces ‘yun!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


YES OR NO

Zayne now knows the difference between Yes and No. But a couple of months ago, all of her answers were always YES. One time while we were on our way to the mall…

Me: Zayne, are you pretty?
Zayne: Yes!
Me: Is Nanay pretty? (She calls me Nanay.)
Zayne: Yes!
Me: Is Mama (my mom) pretty?
Zayne: … … …
Me: Is Mama pretty?
Zayne: … … …
Mama: Loko ka ha!
Me: Is tatay handsome?
Zayne: … … …

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


BAKERY

One time, my husband went to the bakery and brought Zayne with him for the first time.

Boyet: Grabe, Nay. Dati ‘yung tindera sa bakery ngiti ng ngiti sa akin ‘yun e. Laging nagpapa-cute. Nung nakita niya kaninang kasama ko si Zayne, sumama ang mukha. Parang nalungkot siya!
Me: Ay malamang. Nakita niyang maganda ‘yung anak mo kaya naisip niya siguro, “Ay ang ganda nung bata. Maganda pala ‘yung asawa neto, wala akong laban!”

BASAG! :p


QUESTION AND ANSWER

Barely a month before Zayne turned one year old, she could already answer questions like, “What is your name” and “How old are you?” A few days ago, my husband and I had this conversation.

Me: Tatay, dapat turuan na natin si Zayne sumagot ng ibang questions.
Boyet: Ok sige.
Boyet to Zayne: Zayne, where do you live? Give me your complete address with zip code!
Zayne:


Ampucha! Hanggang ngayon nga, tinatawagan ako ni Boyet para itanong sa akin anong zip code namin e! =))


BANK

Last month, my husband and I went to the bank to open an account for Zayne. The bank is just a few steps away from where we live. As in mga 5 inhale-exhale lang, nasa bangko ka na!

Boyet: Meron bang requirements para sa akin? Ikaw naman na umayos ng lahat ‘di ba?
Me: Kumpleto ko na lahat ng requirements. Siguro ano, ahmmm... Maligo ka na lang.
Boyet: Ang lapit lapit lang, maliligo pa ako? Mapapawisan din ako sa sobrang init. Pag-uwi na lang saka ako maliligo!
Me: O sige, mag-toothbrush ka na lang!
Boyet: Pucha! Ang bigat ng requirement nila! Humanap ka ng ibang bangko!

@_@


Enjoy the rest of the week! :)