KUMOT
My husband gets cold easily. So even if we don’t have AC at home, we always have a blanket ready in case he needs one in the middle of the night. One time while it was raining, I asked if we could share.
Me: Ang ginaw ha. Pengeng kumot.
Boyet: O eto. Ang lamig nga e. Talukbong tayo.
Nasa loob kami ng kumot...
From head to toe...
Parang bahay-bahayan daw...
Ang sweet lang, 'di ba?!
Tapos, maya-maya lang…
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttttttttt…
Umutot!
Cause of death: Suffocation by Inhaling Deadly Fart!!!
GILAS PILIPINAS
Yesterday, we were talking about the Philippines-Croatia game at FIBA World. We all agreed how Jeff Chan did an amazing job for the Philippine team!
Papa: Sayang ‘yung huling tira ni Jeff Chan e ‘no? Kung naipasok ‘yun, wala ng overtime.
Boyet: Oo nga e.
Papa: Siya rin ba ‘yung nagpanalo last time sa China?
Boyet: Hindi, Pa. Si Lee.
Me: Sinong Lee?
Boyet: Si David Lee.
Me: David Lee??? Baka Gary David?
Boyet: Hindi nga! Si Lee! David Lee!
Me: Hahahaha! David Lee mo mukha mo!
Mama: Sira! Si Gary Lee!
Me: O, sumali ka pa kasi e! Si Paul Lee!!!
MARIA LEONORA TERESA
I was brushing my teeth when I heard a news snippet about an upcoming horror film, Maria Leonora Teresa.
Mama: Hindi. Bago ‘to. Horror daw e. Si Judy ang bida.
Me: Judy Ann Santos?
Mama: Hindi… Judy Sta. Maria.
Me: Hahahahahaha!
Mama: Ay JODI pala!
Muntik ko ng malunok ‘yung toothpaste kakatawa!
SHARE A COKE
On our way home, my husband excitedly showed me a photo.
Boyet: Baby, may ipapakita ako sa’yo. Tignan mo ‘yung pictures sa phone ko. Dali!
Me: O ano ‘to?
Boyet: Nag-lunch kasi ako kanina. E tinanong ko sa waitress kung meron silang Maximo o kaya Bruno. E wala daw. Sabi ko sa kanya kahit ano na lang, basta bagay sa’kin. Tapos, ayan ang binigay niya.
Me: Ininom mo ‘to?! Hindi ka na nahiya!
Boyet: Hahahahaha!
PORES
My husband has very smooth legs. He only has three strands of hair per leg. Inggit na inggit ako. I have always wanted to try laser hair removal, but it’s very pricey. So after a lot of convincing from my friend, Joie, I recently tried waxing my legs. Anyway, I showed Boyet that the hair is starting to grow back.
Me: Tumutubo na ulit ‘yung hair sa legs ko.
Boyet (while caressing my legs): Hala! Ang gaspang na.
Me (while caressing his legs): Grabe. Buti ka pa ang kinis ng legs mo.
Boyet: Ganyan talaga kaming mga artista.
Me: Kainggit legs mo, walang pores!
Boyet: Well, well, well!
Me: Alam ko na bakit walang pores legs mo.
Boyet: Bakit?
Me: Nasa mukha mo lahat napunta ‘yung pores! Hahahaha!
Boyet: Tse!
Enjoy the rest of the week! Let’s all rock September! =)
Hindi ako maka move on sa Judy Sta. Maria!!!
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