Kolokoy Household: Episode 43

Hello, my dear readers! It’s Monday once again. It seems like yesterday when my Twitter and FB feeds were filled with “July, please be good to me” posts and we’re now on the second week of July! Malapit na ang Pasko! Char! :p Anyway, let’s have the first Kolokoy Household post for July, shall we?


EMPERADOR LIGHT

One Morning while we were on our way to work, the Emperador Light commercial was played on the radio.

Boyet: Alam mo ba kung ano ang pinakamasarap na pulutan habang umiinom?
Me: Ano?
Boyet: Halo-halo!
Me: Huh?!
Boyet: Ayan o, kakasabi lang.
Me: Huh????
Boyet: Sa Emperador Light, may selebrasyon! Araw-araw may bagong RAZON’S!!!
Me: Anak ka ng!!!


BANGGAAN

One night as we were on our way home, there was a Subaru in front of us. We were driving along Kalayaan flyover. Since inclined siya, naatrasan kami ng Subaru! Boyet immediately went out of the car, but I was trying to stop him. Mahirap na kasi, ang daming namamatay sa road rage. My husband talked to the driver, who happens to be a woman, and he went back to our car.

Boyet: Bakit mo ba ako pinipigilan kanina? E siya naman talaga ang mali.
Me: E nakita mo ba ‘yung sasakyan niya? Subaru! Bagong-bago. Wala pang plaka! Lugi tayo kapag tayo ang pinagbayad niya! Hahahaha!
Boyet: Akala ko pa naman concerned ka sa akin!


BUSY

Boyet has been working on several new projects at work that’s why he has been extremely busy these past few months. But he became 100x busier last week!

Boyet: O, busy ako starting Monday ha.
Me: Bakit?
Boyet: Ang dami kong pending. Hindi mo ako makakausap simula sa Monday. Hu u ka sa’kin!

He usually sends me a text message as soon as he arrives at work. But I didn’t get one that day. He was also offline so I just waited for him to reach out to me. And when he did…

kolokoy Sino ngayon ang HU U?! :p


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOIE!

Last Thursday night, my husband and I were talking about our friend, Joie, who will be celebrating her birthday on July 12.

Boyet: Kailan nga birthday ni Joie?
Me: July 12.
Boyet: Anong araw ‘yung July 12.
Me: Hindi ko alam e.
Boyet: Ah, Friday!
Me: Friday ba?
Boyet: Oo Friday. July 3 ngayon e. July 4 bukas, so Friday nga.
Me: Hahahahahaha!
Boyet: Bakit.
Me: 4 bukas, Friday. Tapos yung 12 Friday din? 4 plus 7 equals 12?
Boyet: Bwahaha! Saturday pala!
Me: Galing galing mo sa Math!



Enjoy the rest of the week! =)

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