Kolokoy Household: Episode 33

Helloweee! The Kolokoy Household was absent last Monday. I won't make any more excuses kasi tamad lang talaga ako. HARHARHAR! So please allow me to make it up to you. I’ll try, ok? =))

BOYET PICKUP

My husband is the King of Pickup Lines! Kung pwede lang pagkakitaan ang mga pickup lines niya, mayaman na kami! One time while we were watching Got to Believe, I told him that I find Liza Soberano really pretty.

Me: Grabe ang ganda ni Alex! Hindi ko magawang mainis sa ganda niya e.
Boyet: Na-immune na’ko sa ganda mo kaya lahat ng babae panget na sa paningin ko.
Me: Owkeiiii!


FROZEN

Frozen is undoubtedly the most popular animated film of 2013. Proof to that are the countless of Twitter and Facebook posts of people who have watched the movie several times. Let’s not forget the Tagalized, beki and coño versions of Let It Go and Do You Want to Build a Snowman. Anyway, Boyet and I were not spared of the Frozen craze.

Me: Let it gooooo… Let it goooo…
Boyet: Can’t hold it back anymore!
Me: Let it gooooo… Let it goooo…
Boyet: Do you want to build a snowman?
Me: I am but a small dream…
Boyet: … … …
Me: Ganda ng mashup ko ‘no?!

HAHAHAHA! E aminin niyo naman kasi. Magkatono talaga ‘yung Do You Want to Build a Snowman at I Am But a Small Voice ni Lea Salonga! =))


YOU’RE MY FOREIGNOY

You’re probably familiar with Eat Bulaga’s You’re My Foreignoy. Aliw na aliw ako sa segment na ‘yun. E etong asawa ko may pagkaseloso. Gusto niya sa kanya lang ako naaaliw! :p

Boyet: Sasali nga ako diyan sa You’re My Foreignoy!
Me: So ano ka? Half Pinoy, half ano?
Boyet: UNGGOY! You’re My ForeignGGOY!
Me: Bwahahahahaha!!!


PREWHAATTT???

I just finished reading a book when I told Boyet that it’s so bitin.

Me: Hay! Gusto ko ng bilhin ‘yung books 2-4!
Boyet: ‘Yung book 2 ba nun part 2 nung first book?
Me: Malamang!
Boyet: E malay ko ba kung ano siya… ano nga ‘yun… PRELOGY?!
Me: Hahahahaha! Prelogy?! You mean prequel?
Boyet: Sounds like e! =))


Enjoy the rest of the week! =)