Kolokoy Household gave way for Ask the Kolokoys last Monday. But it’s now back with a vengeance! :p
TEAM KRAMER
Team Kramer is the hottest thing today. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, then I guess it’s about time for you to get out of that cave. Anyway, Team Kramer had a TV appearance on The Ryzza Mae Show a few weeks ago.
Me: Sino kaya ang next na guest sa The Ryzza Mae Show?
Boyet: Si Coffee.
Me: Sino ‘yun?!
Boyet: Hindi mo kilala si Coffee?
Me: Hindi e. Sino nga ‘yun?
Boyet: E kasi kakatapos lang ng Team Kramer, so dapat may Team Coffee, tapos malamang kasunod nun Team Sugar naman!
Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
TEAM MANILA
As we were walking in Robinsons Place Manila, I saw a Team Manila Boutique.
Me: Ay Baby, lumipat na dito ‘yung Team Manila o. Dati nasa department store lang ‘yan e.
Boyet: May isa pang branch ‘yan e.
Me: … … …
Boyet: Yap. Team Yap!
POGI VS GWAPO
A few days ago, Boyet was telling me about a conversation he had with his teammates.
Boyet: Sabi kasi nung isang tao ko, iba daw ang pogi sa gwapo. ‘Yung gwapo, pinanganak na silang magandang lalaki. ‘Yung pogi, nadadaan na lang sa ibang bagay. Halimbawa daw, panget ka pero nakakotse ka, nagiging pogi ka daw. Tapos sa dulo dulo ng kwento niya, ang sinabi sa’kin, “Kaya ikaw Sir, pogi ka!”
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
ANTHONY TABERNA
Me: Ang ganda pala ng asawa ni Anthony Taberna.
Boyet: Oo nga ‘no?! Grabe di ako makapaniwala.
Me: Bakit? E pogi naman si Ka Tunying ha. Crush ko nga ‘yan e!
Boyet: Hindi ko naman sinasabing panget siya. Pero ang ganda kasi talaga ng asawa niya. Hindi ako makapaniwala e.
Me: Baby, ganun talaga. Hindi mo ba alam na maraming tao rin ang ganyan ang sinasabi sa’yo?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Happy Monday! ^_^
tomoh!!! hahahaha! peace Boyet! :D
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