Kolokoy Household: Episode 10

I wasn’t able to publish a Kolokoy Household post last Monday because of lack of material. In short, stressed ang buong Kolokoy Household kaya wala akong ma-post! Drama drama din sa bahay ‘pag may time! =)) But we’re now back to business! :)


DEPORTED

I showed Boyet the picture of the UAE actor who was deported from Saudi Arabia a couple of weeks ago, apparently for being “too handsome”. I think you already know where we’re going at this point.

Me: Baby o, pina-deport daw kasi sobrang pogi.
Boyet: Nasaan?
Me: Eto pictures o.
Boyet: Ayan lang? Pogi na ‘yan? E kung ako pala nagpunta ng Saudi, baka ipapapatay nila ako?!

Wala. Wala akong nasabi. Natulala na lang ako! Katulad ng pagkakatulala ko sa picture ni Kuya! Ako lang ba ang nakapansin na wala siyang pores?! At ang ilong, 3D! =))


KAY JACK ENRILE

Have you seen Jack Enrile’s political ad in the tune of Willie Revillame’s Igiling Giling? If not, watch it here. Anyway, Boyet and I saw it for the first time last week.

Me: Ano ba ‘yan?! Ang dami daming magagamit na kanta, kay Willie pa!
Boyet: BIGYAN NG JACKET 'YAN!!!



PICNIC

I was watching a Be Careful with My Heart episode wherein Maya and Ser Chief were having picnic inside a university campus. A couple of years ago, Boyet and I planned of doing the same, but it didn’t push through.

Me: Hoy, Boyet! Si Ser Chief nag-prepare ng picnic para kay Maya. Tara, picnic na din tayo!
Boyet: Ang init init, Je! Mag-picnic ka mag-isa. Pag tapos ka na, text text na lang!

Ang bait no?! Ang sweet sweet pa!   


BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME

Boyet: Baby, sino ang artistang pinakamalaya?
Me: Ahmmm… Si Morgan FREEMAN?!
Boyet: Humanda ka! Mag-iisip ako ng ibang joke. Babawi ako!
Me: HAHAHA!!!


EWWWW!

Every night, Boyet and I read the Bible together. A few nights ago, I was reading a chapter from Leviticus which speaks about unlawful sexual relations.

Me: Do not have sexual relations with your son’s daughter or your daughter’s daughter; that would dishonor you. Do not have sexual relations with the daughter of your father’s wife, born to your father; she is your sister.

While I was reading, Boyet complained that his nose was itchy!

Me: Do not have sexual relations with your father’s sister; she is your father’s close relative. Do not have sexual relations with your mother’s sister, because she is your mother’s close relative. DO NOT PICK YOUR NOSE WHEN YOUR WIFE IS READING THE BIBLE!!!
Boyet: Ows? Nasusulat talaga 'yun?! Hahahaha!!!


Enjoy the rest of the week! ^_^