Kolokoy Household: Episode 9

It’s Monday once again! A lot of people tell me that a Kolokoy Household post makes them smile on a Monday morning. But let’s make this episode an exception. Eto ang pinaka-corny na malamang ikabagsak ng blog ko! :|


TAXI DRIVERS

While inside our car on our way home, Boyet told me about how unsafe it is to ride cabs these days.

Boyet: Grabe Baby. Nakakakatakot na talagang sumakay ng taxi ngayon. Ang dami ng nababalitang masamang loob na taxi drivers.
Me: Bakit?
Boyet: Tignan mo ‘yung isang taxi na ‘yun o!
Me: Anong meron?
Boyet: Nakalagay kasi, WANTED TAXI DRIVER!


MAINIT BA?!

Abes, Boyet and I were listening to Anthony Taberna on the radio while he was talking to a correspondent from a province. They were talking about how hot it is in the country considering that every day becomes the “hottest day of the year”.

Anthony: O kumusta naman?
Correspondent: Eto mabuti naman.
Anthony: Mainit ba diyan?
Correspondent: NGAYON??!!
Abes and Boyet: Hindi, hindi! KAHAPON?! Bwisit!
Me: Wow ha! Vice Ganda, kayo ba ‘yan?!

E kasi nga naman teh, kung gustong malaman ni Ka Tunying kung mainit kahapon, e di sana kahapon ka niya ininterview. Haha! :p


THE CROODS

Boyet and I were watching a movie in Star Movies which stars my girl crush, Emma Stone.

Me: Alam mo bang siya ‘yung boses ni Eep sa The Croods?
Boyet: May part 2 na nga ‘yun e.
Me: ‘Yung The Croods?
Boyet: Oo.
Me: Ang bilis naman. Loko ka ha! O sige nasaan ang punch line?
Boyet: Wala. Seryoso nga ako. May part 2 na.
Me: O siya sige. Anong title?
Boyet: The Croods 2.
Me: Ayun lang? Wala talagang punch line?
Boyet: Wala nga.
Me: Ok.
Boyet: Pero hindi na daw si Eep ang bida.
Me: Sino na?
Boyet: Si Geeeeee na!!!

Sa mga hindi naka-gets, recite the alphabet! A... B... C... D... E... F... G... =))


O 'di ba walang kwenta? Hahaha! Please say you'll still come back next Monday!!! :p

Have a fun Monday! ^_^