Kolokoy Household: Episode 6

I just published Episode 5 last Monday, and now here’s Episode 6. My demanding readers really know how to get what they want! Hahaha!


KWENTONG BANYO

My dad was trying to put a new shelf for our toiletries on our bathroom because the old one was already getting rusty.

Papa: Je! Halika nga dito.
Me: Bakit?
Papa: Tignan mo nga kung abot mo ‘yung shampoo mo kung dito ko ilalagay ‘yung shelf.
Me: Ang sama mo! Abot ko siyempre! Hmp! 


CREAMER

Boyet and Abes woke up early last Saturday to… uhmmmmm… play Candy Crush! I was still sleeping when this happened, but I could not stop laughing when Boyet told me about it. Mt brother was preparing cup noodles for him and Boyet. In return, Boyet offered to make him a cup of coffee.

Abes: (while mixing his coffee) Bakit ang lapot neto?
Boyet: Ha?
Abes: Ang lapot o!
Boyet: …
Abes: Loko loko ka! Flour ‘yung nailagay mo imbes na creamer!


COCO MARTIN

My husband likes loves Coco Martin very much! He does not like watching telenovelas, but it’s a different story when it stars Coco Martin. He has actually perfected a lot of Coco’s mannerisms, which actually worries me a bit. :p One night, my mom was watching Juan dela Cruz while Boyet and I were having dinner.

Mama: Bulol ‘tong si Coco Martin ‘no? Buti na lang magaling umarte.
Boyet: Oo Ma, ganyan talaga mga gwapo, may speethhh depek!
Me: HAHAHAHAHA!!!