Kolokoy Household: Episode 63

Published on August 24, 2015

Hello, my dear readers!!! I know that I have made countless of excuses for abandoning this blog. I am already worse than a broken record. My best friend told me that I would be getting my groove back in blogging when I reach my second trimester, but that didn’t happen. I just entered my third trimester this week, and I am pretty sure that movements in this blog will become even slower! Haha! Things have become doubly harder the moment we moved in to our own home. I used to blog every weekend, but I now spend my weekends cooking healthy meals for Tatay Kolokoy and Baby Z, squeezing in some time to clean the house (I think I am already nesting!!!) and shopping for the things in preparation for the arrival of our Little Kolokoy. So I do hope that my loyal readers (mga 10 yata sila, haha!) will still be around when I return to regular programming. Haha! Anyway, I do hope that this Kolokoy Household post will make up for my absence lalo na sa mga naka-miss kay Mama Kolokoy! :p


ANG KALAT!

Mama visited our house a few weeks after we moved in. She just got back from a medical appointment. After eating lunch, she went upstairs to watch TV. And being her usual pintasera self…

Mama: Ang bago bago ng bahay niyo, ang dumi na agad.
Me: Hindi ‘yan madumi. Hindi pa lang kami tapos magligpit. Si Boyet lang kasi ang kumikilos dahil nagco-contract ako.
Mama: ‘Yung mga sapatos niyo nakakalat o!
Me: E kasi nga Ma, hindi pa kami tapos magligpit. Kakatapos pa nga lang namin sa mga damit e!
Boyet: O sige Ma, tutal duming dumi ka sa bahay namin at nandito ka naman, tulungan mo akong maglinis.
Mama: O sige!

After 10 minutes…

Mama: Zzzz… Zzzz…
Boyet: O kita mo ‘yang nanay mo. Puro reklamo, tinulugan naman ako!
Me: Hahahahahaha!


PALENGKE

Because Mama and Papa are meat vendors, going to the wet market has never been our problem. But because Boyet wanted to declare our full independence, he decided to start doing it by himself. Mama offered to help him by introducing him to all her suki. As soon as he got home, he started whining about his first palengke experience with Mama.

Boyet: Nakakainis si Mama!
Me: O bakit na naman?!
Boyet: Sinamahan niya kasi ako sa mga suki niya para daw maayos ang mga mabili ko at para hindi ako madaya sa timbang.
Me: O tapos?
Boyet: E lahat ng tindera, tinatanong siya kung anak daw ba niya ako. Si Mama naman kung makasagot, “HINDI HA! MUKHA BANG ANAK KO ‘YAN?!” Lahat ng magtanong sa kanya ayan ang sagot niya!
Me: Hahahaha! E anong sabi mo?
Boyet: Sabi ko sa kanya, “Aba Ma! Ikaw pa ang choosy?!” Kapag kaya naging kamukha ko ‘yung apo niya, itatanggi din niya?!
Me: Hahahahahahaha!!!


CUTLERY SET

Somebody gifted us with a cutlery set for our wedding day. It has finally been put to use after almost four years. One morning while Boyet and I were eating breakfast, we had this mind-blowing conversation.

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Boyet: Bakit ganun? Bakit Dinner Knife, Dinner Fork at Dinner Spoon ang nakalagay? E ‘di ibig sabihin hindi natin ‘yan pwedeng gamitin kapag breakfast at lunch?!
Me: Pffffttt!
Boyet: Pero seryoso nga? Hindi ba dapat DINER instead na DINNER?
Me: Oh my God!
Boyet: O bakit?
Me: Pinangtitimpla ko ng kape mo ‘yung kutsarita!
Boyet: O ano ngayon?
Me: Mali tayo! Pang TEA lang pala siya dapat kasi TEASPOON!
Boyet (while rubbing my tummy): Anak, kay Tatay ka magmamana ng sense of humor ha. Huwag na huwag sa Nanay mo!

Bakit?! E magkamukha lang naman ang joke namin ha?! @_@ Pero sige kanya na ang sense of humor basta sa akin ang looks! :p


SER CHIEF

After buying some books for Baby Z, Boyet and I decided to have dinner at a Chinese restaurant. While we were checking out the menu, Boyet blurted out something I initially failed to understand.

Boyet: Boss Chief!
Me: Huh?
Boyet: Si Boss Chief nasa likod!
Me: Boss mo nasa likod? Akala ko umuwi na ng Singapore?
Boyet: Hindi! ‘Yung jowa ni Maya!
Me: Ah!!! Si Ser Chief!!! Nasaan?!
Boyet: Pa-picture tayo!
Me: Ayoko nga! Nakakahiya! Baka personal time niya ‘yan.
Boyet: Ayan, nakapagpa-picture ka na!

DSC_0754Hindi kaya ako prepared!!! 

Boyet: Bakit nagkakagulo kayo diyan dati. E hindi naman siya pogi?!
Me: Ang pogi kaya niya. Pero mas pogi kasi siya kapag naka glasses.
Boyet: Glasses lang ba?! O ayan! (sabay suot ng salamin)

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Boyet: O kita mo! Nakadalawang beses na siyang lumipat ng upuan. Nakita kasi ako. Sigurado ako na-insecure sa akin!

Wala! Wala na akong sinabi!!! Hiyang-hiya si Ser Chief sa kapogian ni Boyet! @_@ 


Enjoy the rest of the week! =)

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5 comments

  1. Na-miss ko to! :) Bwahahaha!! Nainggit ako sa Boss Chief encounter nyo. :)

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    1. Hahaha! Nakakahiya kaya! Feeling ko kaya siya ilang beses lumipat ng upuan kasi na-creepy-han sa mga stares ni Boyet! :p

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  2. Wahaha!! Boyet made my day! Tawang tawa ko sa pagsuot nya ng eyeglasses hahahah

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  3. Hahahahaha Pero benta yung palengke at tulog bahay ay linis bahay pala :D Basta may Chief, pede na un hahahahahaha

    Konting antay na lang, lalabas na si Baby Z!!!

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