Kolokoy Household: Episode 59

Hello! How are you? I hope you’re all fine and happy this second Monday of the year. In case you don’t know, January is my birth month. But for some odd reasons, it’s one helluva crazy month for me. And I can’t believe that it’s just the 12^th day of the year. I won’t bore you with stories about how crazy these past few days have been for me because it’s a Monday! The only consolation I have is that this is already my second Kolokoy Household post for this month. Ibig sabihin lang, buhay na buhay at masayang masaya ang Kolokoy Household! =)

DILIM

One time during dinner, we were talking about parents who are scaring their kids with nonsense things to discipline them.

Papa: Dapat hindi tinatakot ‘yung mga bata sa security guard, sa mga multo, mga kung anu-ano para lang mapasunod.
Mama (to Boyet): Eto ngang si Jerellt hindi namin tinakot ‘yan e. Noong bata ‘yan akala namin may magnanakaw, ayun pala siya lang. Pupunta ng arenola niya kahit madilim.
Papa: Oo, hindi takot sa dilim ‘yan e.
Me: Oo naman. Hindi ako takot sa dilim. Kita niyo napangasawa ko, ang dilim!
Papa: Hahahahaha!

EAT-ALL-YOU-CAN

I was asking my younger brother for suggestions on where I can celebrate my birthday. Mama then asked me if we could try the eat-all-you-can restaurant that she saw in a TV show in GMA News TV.

Mama: Ano nga ‘yun, Je? ‘Yung episode na kasabay ng Buffet 101.
Me: Hindi ko na maalala e.
Mama: May NAVY ‘yun sa pangalan e. Alam mo ba ‘yun, Abes?
Abes: Yvan Navy? (‘Yung bilihan ng burger malapit sa bahay namin. Hahaha!)
Mama: Sira ulo!
Abes: Army Navy???
Mama: Hindeeeeeee!!!
Abes: Call Me Navy?
Me: Hahahahahahahaha!

FAVORITE LETTER

Yesterday while we were watching a TV mass at home, Boyet suddenly cracked a (very corny) joke!

Boyet: Baby, anong letter ang favorite ni God?
Me: Ano?
Boyet: E ‘di LITURGY!

POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN

Image taken from deviantart.com

I have a Popeye shirt hanging outside our cabinet. One morning while I was still half asleep, I heard my husband singing this in the tune of Popeye the Sailor Man.

Boyet: Popeye the Sailor Man
Nakatira sa garbage can
Si olive payatot
Kumain ng kulangot
Popeye the Sailor Man
Tooo tooot…

Sabi ko sinira niya ang childhood memories ko! Gulat na gulat siya bakit daw hindi ko ‘to alam. Anong klaseng childhood daw meron ako. Narinig kami ni Abes. Kinanta din niya! Bakit ako lang ang hindi nakakaalam neto??? Kaya, eto. Tinuruan niya ako! =)) Pasintabi sa mga kumakain. Hihi. :p