Kolokoy Household: Episode 53

It’s Mr. Kolokoy’s birthday week so he DEMANDS to be spoiled and pampered. He wanted to eat ramen in the middle of the day, so we had ramen. Each time I ask him to do something, he would always remind me that it is his birthday week. In short, bawal siyang utusan. And the worst part?! Kinakagat niya ako lagi! E parang lagare pa naman ang ngipin ng mokong! Kahit mag-iyak-iyakan ako, wa epek. ‘Yung birthday week niya parang hell week ko e! But since I have a blog, and he doesn’t, I’ll just get my sweet revenge through this post! Laglagan na ‘to! :p


MOUTH TO MOUTH

I was eating potato chips when I started choking! Boyet then motioned as if he’s trying to kiss me.

Me: O, ano ‘yan?!
Boyet: Mouth to mouth!
Me: Bwisit!
Boyet: Mouth to mouth recitation!
Me: Ano???
Boyet: Kaya pala recitation ang tawag sa klase kasi kelangan mong gumamit ng mouth.
Me: Ayoko na!!!
Boyet: Isa pa! Paulit-ulit. Mouth to mouth repetition!
Me: Bwahahaha!


BANANAS

Mama bought bananas. Boyet seemed to like it very much because the bananas were really sweet. If my count is correct, I think he ate at least 7 bananas that day!

Boyet: Kuha mo nga ako ng saging.
Me: Wow ha. Walang sawa? Pang-pito mo na ‘yata ‘to ha.
Boyet: Ang sarap e.
Me: Wushu! Na-miss mo lang natural food mo e!
Boyet: Hahahahaha! 

A few days later, the same thing happened.

Me: Saging na naman?
Boyet: E ikaw na nga nagsabi, natural food namin ‘yan.
Me: Hahaha!

After a few minutes, I offered him again with a piece of banana…

Me: O eto, saging pa.
Boyet: Hoy, Jerellt! Kumakain din kami ng ibang prutas!
Me: Hahahaha!

Maliban sa saging, ano pa bang kinakain ng unggoy? =))


SPLEEN

While we were watching a Korean medical drama, one of the characters who was playing a surgeon mentioned the word “spleen”.

Me: Ano nga ‘yung spleen?
Boyet: Hay naku, spleen lang hindi pa alam. Palibhasa nung pinag-aaral ka ng magulang mo, nanghuhuli ka lang ng langaw e.
Me: Ulul! Ano nga? Hindi lapay e, kasi pancreas ‘yun e.
Boyet: Spleen…
Me: … … …
Boyet: Hindi ko maintindihan, SPLEEN mo nga sa’kin!
Me: Hahahahahaha!


BIRTHDAY

While Boyet and I were having dinner, Mama joined us in our conversation. We were actually planning what to do for Boyet’s birthday.

Me: So, saan tayo kakain?
Boyet: Hindi ko pa nga alam e.
Mama: Ano ba birthday ni Boyet?
Boyet: Sa 21, Ma! Hindi mo alam?!
Mama: Sira! Alam ko! Ang ibig kong sabihin, ano ba ‘yun? Ordinaryong araw?
Boyet: Hindi, Ma! Hindi ‘yun ordinaryong araw! Birthday ko ‘yun!!! Special na araw ‘yun! Kung para sa'yo ordinaryong araw lang 'yun, sa akin special 'yun!
Me: Hahahahahaha!

Ang tinatanong pala ni Mama, kung simpleng araw (weekday) ang birthday ni Boyet. E kaso, nagtampo si Boyet. Hindi tinantanan si Mama! Just last night…

Papa: O, ano bang araw ang birthday ni Boyet?
Boyet: Ordinaryong araw lang ‘yun, Pa. Hindi naman importante.
Me: Hahahahahaha!

Ang arte! Bigyan ng trophy ‘yan! :p


Enjoy the rest of the week! In case you don’t hear from me, malamang na-confine na ako dahil sa rabies! =))