Kolokoy Household: Episode 37

Hi, guys! It’s Monday once again. I wasn't able to come to work the entire week last week because of my horrifying flu “episode”. I am still coughing like a mad dog, my nose is still clogged and I still sound like a dude! But I am now feeling better. So let’s all stay healthier and happier! =)


BLOOD TYPE

My husband just found out that his blood type is A+.

Boyet: A positive pala blood type ko.
Me: Hindi ko nga maalala e, pero parang A positive rin yata ako.
Boyet: Wow, compatible talaga tayo.
Me: So baka kapag nagka baby tayo, A positive din sila?
Boyet: Dapat lang A din sila ‘no! Abenoja ka, Andrade ako!

Atsetsetsetse! @_@


RELATE!!!

While having lunch, Boyet and Mama were talking about the son of an acquaintance.

Boyet: Ang puti puti nga niya e. Maputi ba parents nun?
Mama: ‘Yung nanay lang. Saka maganda nanay nun. Niloloko ko nga ‘yung asawa nun e, sinasabi ko “Ang ganda ganda ng asawa mo. Anong pinakain mo diyan?”
Boyet: Hahaha! Grabe ka naman, Ma.
Me: O e bakit ka tumatawa? Tinamaan ka ‘no?!


TOOTHPASTE

I mentioned from another Kolokoy Household post that Mama is wearing dentures. See it here. A couple of nights ago, she was rummaging through our supplies cabinet. She was choosing between two brands of toothpaste.

Mama: Ayaw ko kasi ng lasa ng BEAM e. Ay dito na lang ako sa UNIQUE. Mas masarap ‘to e.
Me: Oo nga e. UNIQUE din gusto ko.
Mama: Aba o! May anti tooth decay formula daw ‘to!
Me: E hindi mo naman kailangan niyan e!
Papa: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

KWENTONG BEERHOUSE

Papa always brags to us and to other people how he has managed to stay loyal and faithful ever since he got married to Mama. A couple of days ago, Mama was telling us a story about Papa going to a “beer house” with his friends.

Mama: Etong Papa mo loko loko e. Nung huli daw na nagpunta sila sa beerhouse, nag table pa daw sila.
Me: Sino namang nagkwento sa’yo?
Mama: E ‘di sila ng Tito mo. Hindi ko nga alam kung nagloloko kasi nagtatawanan sila e. Dati daw ang kinuha niya buntis. Nung minsan naman daw matanda.
Me: Hahahaha!
Mama: Pero nung huli daw ang kinuha niya, mataba. Para daw hindi siya matukso.
Me: Ah hindi. Mataba kinuha niya para parang kasama ka pa rin niya!
Mama: Gagu!
Boyet: Hahahaha!


Enjoy the rest of the week! And stay away from flu. =)