Kolokoy Household: Episode 78

Published on March 26, 2018

Hello, my very patient and loyal readers! Wahahaha! I already sound like a broken record so instead of apologizing and using my very crazy schedule as an excuse for the lack of new posts here in my blog, I’ll just say THANK YOU for sticking around! I guess a Kolokoy Household entry is always a welcomed new post, right? But before that, allow me to say HI to Mommy Elsa! She’s the mother-in-law of one of Boyet’s colleagues, Lyn! Lyn told me that her MIL also loves watching Korean dramas and enjoys reading my Kolokoy Household posts. Hello again, Mommy Elsa! Naks! Kung maka-mommy naman ako, parang galing ako sa matres niya! Hihihi!


LEA SALONGA

We were on our way to work when we heard the song Reflection on the radio. Hindi lang halata, but my husband is a big fan of Lea Salonga!

Boyet: Grabe! Goosebumps o! Lagi akong ganyan tuwing naririnig ko si Lea Salonga.
Me: Ang distinct ng boses no? Parang wala ng makakagawa ng ganyan kundi si Lea lang.
Boyet: Ay oo naman! Walang katulad si Lea. Bihira na ang mga gaya namin na may ganyang boses.
Me: Wow! Wow ha!
Boyet: Ganyan boses ko dati. Sinipon lang ako e.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!


HERCULES

So after Reflection, pinatugtog naman ‘yung theme song ng Hercules!

Boyet: Ang ganda rin netong song na ‘to!
Me: Yup! Song ‘yan sa Hercules.
Boyet: Maganda rin ‘yung Tagalized version nyan e.
Me: Weh? Utot mo!
Boyet: Oo, meron! Hindi mo alam? May Tagalog ‘yang Hercules!
Me: Ano?
Boyet: HerKULET!

Pooooochaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Bakit hindi pa rin ako nadadala?!


ALING ZAYNE

If we’re friends on Facebook or you’re following me on Instagram, then you’re probably familiar with my daughter’s crazy antics!

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Grabe, para siyang matanda! Madalas nga, ALING ZAYNE na ang tawag namin sa kanya. (Hindi po siya related kay ALING VICKY. Hahahaha!) 

Ang dami-dami niyang alam sa buhay. Parang ganito:

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WHAT’S YOUR NAME

I posted this video on Instagram July last year.


A few months ago, Mama wanted to give Zayne a “refresher”.

Mama: What’s my name?
Zayne: Mama… Leny!
Mama: How about Papa?
Zayne: Papa… Willy!
Mama: What’s the name of your nanay?
Zayne: Nanay… Je!
Mama: How about your tatay?
Zayne: Tatay… POGI!

Nyeta! Hahahahaha!


IPIS

I hate seeing cockroaches in our house. Feeling ko ang dumi ng bahay kapag may ipis. Papa would always say, “Parte na ng buhay natin ang ipis. Nakaligtas nga ang ipis sa atomic bomb e!” Hahaha! K, fine! He’s actually right. Kahit anong linis namin sa bahay, meron pa ring nakakalusot. The cockroaches in our house are usually small and not the big flying ones. Pero banas na banas pa rin ako kahit na “harmless” sila!

Me: Tay, nakapatay ako ng isang ipis! Nakakainis!
Boyet: Malaki?
Me: Hindi naman. ‘Yung payat na maliliit lang.
Boyet: Sige, mag-spray ako bukas.

After a few minutes.

Me: Tay!!! Kakapatay ko lang ng isang ipis. May nakita na naman akong tatlo! Bakit naglabasan na naman e kakalinis lang natin?
Boyet: Gusto mo malaman kung bakit?
Me: Bakit?
Boyet: Pinatay mo ‘yung isa kanina. Lumabas ‘yung tatlo para rumesbak!

Wow! May frat ang mga ipis, shet!


SHAPES

Boyet kept on insisting that Zayne was still not familiar with shapes. He was “worried” that Zayne didn’t know the shapes despite the fact that her two-year-old daughter can already identify all the letters in the alphabet! Kahit rumbled ang letters ha. So one night, Boyet gave Zayne a test.

Boyet (draws a circle): What’s this?
Zayne: Si-kel!
Boyet (draws a triangle): This?
Zayne: Twayngel! (Galit po siya sa letter R minsan! Hahaha!)
Boyet (draws a square): This one?
Zayne: Skweyr!
Boyet (draws a rectangle): How about this one?
Zayne: Wectangel!
Boyet (draws an oval): What’s this?
Zayne: Oval!
Boyet: Hala! Oval ba ‘to? Bakit turo sa’tin OBLONG?
Me: Hahahaha!
Boyet (draws a star): This?
Zayne: Stah! (Oo, slang ang loka!)
Boyet (draws a diamond): This one?
Zayne: Daymon!
Boyet (draws a pentagon): Sige nga. ‘Pag eto nasagot mo pa. What’s this?
Zayne: PENTAGON!
Boyet: What the?!

The following day…

Boyet: Grabe ‘yang anak mo kagabi!
Me: Pahiya ka ‘no?! Tigas kasi ng ulo mo. Shapes ka ng shapes e!
Boyet: Langyang buhay ‘to. Elementary na tayo nung tinuro ‘yang pentagon.
Me: Tapos nalilito pa nga ako dati sa six sides at seven sides. Hex pag six no? Hexagon.
Boyet: Oo.
Me: Sige nga, pag seven, ano?
Boyet: SEPENTAGON!

HEPTAGON, Tay! HEPTAGON! T_T


Have a safe and meaningful Holy Week, guys! =)

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