Kolokoy Household: Episode 72

Published on January 16, 2017

Oh, yeah! The Kolokoy Household is making a comeback! Ahmmm, sort of!

I was only reminded that I haven’t done a new post since August of last year when my husband posted an old Kolokoy Household episode on his personal Facebook page, and some of our friends demanded that I post a new one. O siya, para sa 10 readers ng blog ko, eto na! Mga demanding! Hahaha!

Anyway, alam ko na na-miss niyo si Boyet. Kaya siya ang bida dito! May new cast member din pala kami! :p


SEXY

It took me less than three months to get back to my pre-pregnancy weight. After a couple of months, I even lost more weight. People who haven’t seen me in a while would usually say, “Grabe mas payat ka! Parang hindi ka nanganak!” Of course, even my husband noticed it!

Boyet: Nay, ang sexy mo!
Me: Utut mo! Pero sabi nga nila mas pumayat daw ako after ko manganak.
Boyet: Oo nga e. Sume-sexy ka kapag nabubuntis ka. 
Me: ... ... ...
Boyet: Lika nga dito, buntisin uli kita!

Shet, guys! Nagmadali akong lumabas ng kwarto! Natakot ako! Hahaha!


DEMI MOORE

We were watching a movie on cable TV which stars Demi Moore.

Me: Ang ganda talaga ni Demi Moore!
Boyet: Oo, kaso swapang siya e.
Me: Huh?
Boyet: Demi na Moore pa!

Gets, gets?! Waley? Waley!!! :p


BIB

I mentioned on a previous post that we’re trying to raise a bilingual kid. I told Boyet that we should be speaking either in straight English or straight Filipino when we’re talking to Zayne. Bawal ang conyo sa bahay. Pero may mga araw talaga na bankrupt ang English bank ng lolo niyo!

Me: Hay naku, Tatay! Nagtatanggal na naman ng bib ‘yung anak mo o!
Boyet: Zayne, please don’t… ahmmm… ano... your protection!
Me: Wow, Tay! Maka-protection ka naman? Ano ‘yan, condom?! Repeat after me. Please. Don’t. Remove. Your. Bib.

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Natawa siya sa English ng Tatay niya! Hahahaha! :p


BATH TIME

Boyet is a very hands-on father. He helps me with everything – changing diapers, washing my breast pump and Zayne’s feeding bottles, name it. He even pre-washes Zayne’s cloth diapers. But there is one thing that Boyet refuses to do. Palaisipan pa rin sa’kin hanggang ngayon kung bakit ayaw niya (o takot na takot siya) na paliguan si Zayne!

We only have a stay-out househelp. Kaya sa gabi, sariling kayod kami. After dinner, I would bathe Zayne while Boyet is washing the dishes. E si Zayne, medyo taratitat na kapag naliligo! Ang ingay!

Boyet: Hay naku. Mag-iingay na naman kayo! Sakit niyo na naman sa tenga!
Me: O sige, itigil mo ‘yan. Ako maghuhugas ng plato, paliguan mo ‘tong anak mo. Tignan natin kung mapatahimik mo!
Boyet: Huwag ka ngang ano, Nay. Walang pakialamanan ng trabaho. Maayos ang division of labor natin dito sa bahay. Enjoy na enjoy akong maghugas ng pinggan, o! Sige na maligo na kayo!

Ang daming sinabi! @_@


F BOY

While we were listening to The Morning Rush on the way to work...

Gino: There is really at least one F Boy in every office.
Chico: Yeah.
Boyet: Grabe. Sabi nila sa office F Boy daw ako.
Me: Alam mo ba ang ibig sabihin ng F Boy?!
Boyet: Oo, naman!
Me: ... ... ...
Boyet: eF-ren Boy-et!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!


THE 14-MONTH-OLD BULLY 

Our house became livelier when Zayne came into our lives. Now that she has her ways to communicate with us, our lives became happier and crazier! All of us are so amazed with her sense of humor! ‘Yung mga wacky poses (check my Instagram page, guys) at crazy antics niya! Riot lagi sa bahay! My husband usually uses Zayne to gang up on me. Pero, nakaganti naman ako this time! =))

A video posted by Jerellt Abenoja-Andrade (@dahwanderer) on


Enjoy the rest of the week! :)

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