Kolokoy Household: Episode 61

Published on March 16, 2015

Hello, my dear readers! I can’t believe that a month has already passed since my last Kolokoy Household post! I am really sorry for making this blog take a back seat. I have been experiencing some technical difficulties in this blog, good thing that I got a lot of help from my best friend! In addition to that, Boyet and I have been extremely busy building the Kolokoy Home so that alone is eating most of our free time. Anyway, I’m checking in today for a quick Kolokoy Household entry. =)


ERWAN HEUSSAFF

Boyet: Baby, use Erwan Heussaff in a sentence.
Me: … … …
Boyet: Erwan ko sa’yo! Humanap ka ng Heussaff mo!
Me: … … …

Ang sakit sa gums ng joke!!! Kahit si Erwan, halatang hindi masaya! :p



SILICONE

Boyet: Baby, anong silicone ang nakakain?
Me: E ‘di silocone carne!
Boyet: Bakit??? Bakit mo binasag ang punchline ko?!
Me: Wala na bang mas corny pa dun?!


LOIS LANE

One night while we were watching Forevermore…

Boyet: Alam mo baby, walang sinabi ‘tong si Xander sa’kin e. Wala namang sinabi ‘yang Lois Lane niya sa’yo.
Me: Bakit???
Boyet: Kung siya may Lois Lane, ikaw naman ang Pedestrian Lane ko!

Ano na? Hindi pa ba dumudugo ang gums niyo?! :p


WI-FI

Boyet and I were having dinner when Mama decided to go up to their room.

Me: Mama, paki saksak naman ng wi-fi.
Mama: Langya ka, tinawag mo pa akong Mama tapos inutusan mo naman ako.
Me: O sige, ulit. ELENA, PAKI SAKSAK NAMAN NG WI-FI!
Boyet: Hahahahahaha!!!


EYELASHES

Boyet and I were talking while washing the dishes when Mama overheard us.

Me: Sana kapag nagka baby tayo, makuha ‘yung pilik-mata mo ‘no?
Mama: Bakit??? Maganda ba pilik-mata niyan???
Boyet: Ano ka ba naman, Mama?! Hindi mo ba napapansin na ang ganda ganda ng eyelashes ko?
Mama: Weh? Hindi nga?!
Me: Oo nga, Ma. Ang curly saka ang haba ng pilik-mata niyan.
Boyet: Sa sobrang haba ng pilik-mata ko, abot hanggang ilong!
Mama: Paano nangyari ‘yun e wala ka namang ilong?!
Me: Hahahahahahahahaha!!!


Enjoy the rest of the week! =)

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4 comments

  1. Nyahahah! Eh di nadale ni Elena si Boyet. Hihihi! Palala ng palala ang jokes ni Boyet ah!

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    1. Or pwede rin namang gumagaling lang ang pagsupalpal ko sa jokes niya?! :p

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  2. Ang harsh ng Mama mo, wala daw ilong si Boyet. Hahahahaha. :)

    P.S. Ganda ng blog makeover ah! Bagay! Cute! Glad to be back blog hopping, namiss ko bumisita dito.

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    1. Hihi! Thanks, sis! Welcome back din! :)

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