Kolokoy Household: Episode 52

Published on November 03, 2014

It’s the first Monday of November so it’s only fitting to start this month with a new Kolokoy Household post! November is actually the birth month of Kolokoy Household. And would you believe that Kolokoy Household is turning two really soon?! Dalawang taon ko ng pinapainit ang mga ulo niyo! :p Kaya eto, more pampainit ng ulo. :p


SKYE

Aubrey tagged me along when she was invited for an event. She brought my inaanak, Skye, with her. By default, my husband drove us to the venue.

Boyet: Aubrey, 'di ba dalawa ang pangalan ni Skye?
Aubrey: Oo.
Boyet: Ano 'yung second name niya?
Aubrey: Alessandre.
Boyet: Ahh, mali ka e. Hindi dapat Alessandre and second name ni Skye e.
Aubrey: E ano?!
Boyet: Flakes!

skye

GROCERY TIME

My husband and I give money to Mama which is being used to buy grocery items for our household. But once in a while, we do our own grocery shopping for our toiletries and to fill our stash of junk food. Haha! One time, Mama forgot to buy fish sauce and vinegar, so she asked me to buy the two instead.

While we were in the supermarket…

Me: Ayyyy! May pinapabili pala si Mama.
Boyet: Ano?
Me: Suka at patis.
Boyet: Ayun lang?
Me: Oo.
Boyet: Walang sinabing toyo?
Me: Wala e.
Boyet: Sabagay, marami namang toyo si Mama!
Me: Hahahahaha!

Siyempre sinumbong ko siya kay Mama pag-uwi namin! Aba, hinampas ako!

Me: O bakit ako ang hinampas mo? Hindi ka nakikinig ng maayos sa kwento ko e. Si Boyet ang nagsabi nun, hindi ako!
Mama: Alam ko. E kaso ikaw ang abot ng kamay ko e!
Boyet: Bwahahahaha!


#365HAPPYDAYS

Boyet just got out of the bathroom after taking a shower. I was teasing him that I would be posting his half naked body in Instagram! Haha!

Boyet: Hoy, hoy, hoy! Kokonyatan kita kapag pinicturean mo ako!
Me: Dali na! Sakto o, wala pa akong pang 365happydays post today.
Boyet: Hoy, Jerellt! Huwag mo akong minamaliit ha. Etong katawan ko, hindi lang pang 365happydays. Lifetime happiness mo ‘to!
Me: Hahahahahaha! Kafalmuks ka talaga!


KUMOT

My husband asked me to get him a new blanket after I had the previous one washed. I told him that I could not find a new blanket. I told him that there is only one blanket left in our cabinet. Ang punch line?! Wala sa kwento. Nasa picture! :p




Enjoy the rest of the week!!! =)

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6 comments

  1. LOL sa skye flakes joke. Ang talino ng asawa mo! Mahilig din ba sya sa gadgets at maalam sa IT, kasi kung oo mukhang magkakasundo sila ng asawa ko. Super kalog din at makulit nakaka-stress na minsan. Haha. :)

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    1. Sis, pareho kaming IT. Pero hindi siya mahilig sa gadgets. Sa sapatos, oo! =))

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  2. Susko eh Sky Cable nga tawag sa kanya dito sa amin. Buset! Hahahahaha! Pero tawang tawa ako sa ikaw ang hinampas kasi ikaw ang abot. Parang si Mila lang.

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    1. Hahaha! Laki laki pa naman ng braso ni Mama!

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