Kolokoy Household: Episode 49

Published on September 08, 2014

It seems that the entire nation still has a Gilas Pilipinas hangover. Who would have thought that basketball can produce a new breed of heroes? We may have failed to advance further, but we surely caught the attention of the world! Anyway, the Kolokoy Household wasn’t spared by the Gilas fever. My husband, being a big basketball fan, watched every game. Kahit ‘yung 2AM game, pinanood niya! Siyempre, hindi mawawala ang bloopers ng tropang Kolokoy! :p



RADYO

Mama knows that we tune in to TV Patrol through DZMM on our way home. Anyway, Boyet and I were rushing to go home to catch our game with Puerto Rico. As soon as we got home, I turned on the television because the game had already started.

Mama: Aba, nagmamadali!
Me: E umpisa na kasi e.
Mama: Kanina pa ba?
Me: Start pa lang ng first quarter.
Mama: Ah, nasa radyo din ba ‘yan?
Me: Bakit, may AM ba ang TV5?
Mama: Meron pero PM!

Bwahahahaha!!! Ano daw?!


KONTRA-BULATE

Mama Kolokoy is the biggest source of pessimism in our house. ‘Yung tipong lahat kami cheer ng cheer sa Gilas, tapos siya eepal at kokontra. One time during our game with Argentina, kumatok pa sa pinto para sabihin na matatalo na! E nanonood kami!!! Ang lakas lang maka gatong. Kung sa lasing niya sinabi ‘yun, malamang nagulpi siya e. Aba! Hindi pa nakuntento, umulit pa sa Philippines vs Puerto Rico!

Boyet: Ayos! Ang layo ng lamang natin!
Mama: Asus! Sa umpisa lang ‘yan. Matatalo din ‘yan ‘no. Laging ganyan nangyayari.
Boyet: Ang panget kasama manood ng basketball netong nanay mo.
Me: Hay naku! Sinabi mo pa!

After a few minutes…

Mama: O ayan na! Nakakahabol na kalaban!
Boyet: Maaga pa ‘yan, Ma!

Mama: Hay naku. Talo na naman ‘yan mamaya.
Me: Pumanik ka na nga!!! Buksan mo ‘yung TV sa taas. Manood ka na lang ng Hawak-Kamay!
Boyet: Hahahahaha!

Hindi na siya nanood ng laban natin with Senegal kasi matatalo daw uli. Kaya shocked na shocked siya nung nabalitaan niyang nanalo. Sayang daw, hindi niya napanood! O kitams?! Nanalo nung hindi siya nanood! =))


CHANT

I read an article where a Filipino working in Spain who watched all the games of Gilas, narrated that they ruled the crowd because of the energy of Pinoy fans. But according to him, it would have been better if we have our own chant.

Boyet: Oo nga ‘no? Dapat nga may chant tayo sa future games.
Me: Sabi nga sa article, puro PUSO at DEFENSE lang ang sinisigaw nila. Ang corny nga naman.
Boyet: Pwede sana kung ginamit nila ‘yung madalas na commercial sa TV5 e. Sa Max’s yata ‘yun.
Me: Ah oo pwede!
Boyet (singing with all his heart): “Puso, puso! Go Gilas! Puso, puso! To the max!”
Me: Ah may mas ok diyan!
Boyet: Ano?
Me (singing with matching actions pa): “Singhutin mo, baby! May laman!”
Boyet: Hahahahahaha!!!

Langyang Andrew E. ‘yan e! Hanggang ngayon hindi maalis sa sistema ko ‘yang Exped commercial na ‘yan. Malaki ang naiambag niya sa lipunan natin! Bwahahaha!!!

Eto, para may karamay ako sa LSS! :p




Enjoy the rest of the week! =)

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