Kolokoy Household: Episode 41

Published on June 02, 2014

Hello, guys! How was your weekend? ‘Yung sa’kin parang height ko lang, kapos na kapos!!! Hahaha! Last Saturday, I went to The Mind Museum with Boyet, Jeff and Joie. And then we went to Jeff’s condo unit for his advanced birthday celebration. Nagdala kami ng FOODS! :p The following day, we went to Skye’s baptism. Skye is my BFF's daughter. Tapos naglaba pa ako pag-uwi. Etong mga mambababatas na ‘to kung anu-anong batas ang inaatupag e. Kesa ipagbawal niyo ang mga below the belt na jokes sa comedy bars, gawin niyo munang 3 days ang weekend! :p Anyway, Mondays are inevitable. Kaya Kolokoy Household post muna tayo!!!


BAGUETTE

Boyet and I were on our way home talking about a pasta dish that we had that night.

Me: Hindi masarap ‘yung pasta. Nakakainis.
Boyet: Oo nga e.
Me: Buti na lang masarap ‘yung tinapay!
Boyet: Oo nga e. Masarap ‘yung BANGGET.
Me: BANGGET????
Boyet: Oo, yung tinapay.
Me: Ang BANGGET ‘yung probinsiya malapit sa Baguio! Hahaha! Baka ang ibig mong sabihin, BAGUETTE!
Boyet: Ayun, ayun nga! Wala bang silent “N” ‘yun?
Me: Wala!!!
Boyet: Meron ‘yun! Hindi ka lang aware.


Ako pa! Ako pa ang hindi aware! :p


KEVIN DURANT

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Me: Sino’ng kalaban ng SPURS?
Boyet: OKC.
Me: Sino ba nasa OKC? Si Kevin Durant, ‘di ba?
Boyet: Oo.
Me: Ang bata pa pala niyan ‘no?
Boyet: Oo. Pero may anak na ‘yan e.
Me: Ah, talaga?!
Boyet: Oo. Si Deo. DEO DURANT!


USOG

I don’t really believe in superstitions. But I somehow believe in the concept of “usog”. Unfortunately, I’m married to one na sobrang lakas ng usog! At ang masakit pa neto, madalas niya akong mausog. Once, he complimented my hair, after a few minutes, nagsuka na ako! =))

A few days ago, Boyet was having stomach cramps.

Boyet: Baby, lawayan mo nga ako.
Me: Bakit?
Boyet: Nausog mo yata ako e.
Me: Wala akong usog ‘no!
Boyet: Sige na, dali! Lawayan mo na ako!
Me: At higit sa lahat, cute lang ang nauusog!
Boyet: EXACTLY!

Bwahahahahaha!


USAPANG UTOT

They say that you married the right person when you can fart in front of him/her without feeling embarrassed. I say you finally found your soul mate when he/she can still take away something good when you experience flatulence. :p

In the middle of the night, umutot ako! Sa sobrang lakas, nagising si Boyet! =))

Me: Prrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttt!!!
Boyet: Wow ha! Pandayo ‘yang utot mo ha!
Me: Hahahaha! Anong ibig sabihin kapag pandayo?
Boyet: E kasi sa amin sa Tondo, kapag kunwari may magaling mag-basketball, sinasabihan siya na ‘Wow! Pandayo ‘yang galing mo!’ ‘Yung pwedeng ilaban sa ibang baranggay.
Me: Hahaha!

A few days later…

Boyet: Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttttttt!
Me: Grabe ka!
Boyet: Bakit?!
Me: ‘Yung sa’kin nung isang gabi, malakas lang e! ‘Yung sa’yo ngayon, may something! Ang baho ha!!!
Boyet: Hehehe!
Me: ‘Yung utot ko pandayo lang! ‘Yung sa’yo, PANG-EXPORT!!!


Enjoy the rest of the week! =)

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