Kolokoy Household: Episode 38

Hello, my dear readers! How was April treating you so far? BASKIL to the maximum level araw-araw? Ok lang ‘yan! Hindi ka nag-iisa! :p Anyway, I believe this is our first Kolokoy Household entry for April so let’s get started! (Kasi, wala na rin akong maidugtong sa intro e! Harharhar!!!)


MALETA

Because majority of our monthly income goes directly to the down payment of our house, our out of town trips had to be erased from the equation. If I remember it correctly, our last trip was January 2013! Anyway, my cousin borrowed my suitcase because her family planned a trip to Singapore. A couple of weeks later, they returned the suitcase. I then saw it in our kitchen. While Boyet and I were washing the dishes, I tried making a hint just to let him know that I miss traveling.

Me: Naisoli na pala ‘yung maleta ko?!
Boyet: Oo nga ‘no?
Me: Hay naku! Namimiss ko ng gamitin ‘yang maleta ko!
Boyet: E ‘di ‘wag mong gamitin laptop bag mo. Pumasok ka gamit ‘yang maleta mo?!

Biglang may lumilipad na kamay na dumapo sa ulo ni Mr. Kolokoy! =))

Boyet: ARAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!


RENEWAL OF VOWS

Boyet and I would always talk about getting married again to renew our vows. So one day, he was the one who started the conversation.

Boyet: Hindi ba kapag 25^th year, silver anniversary ‘yun? Anong tawag kung 15^th year?
Me: Hindi ko kabisado e. Pero may tawag nga dun every year e. Bakit?
Boyet: Wala lang. Naisip ko lang pakasal uli tayo sa 15^th wedding anniversary natin.
Me: Ah, mag-propose ka muna. Hindi ka nakakasiguradong papayag pa ulit akong magpakasal sa’yo e.
Boyet: Siraulo ka ha! Hmp!


ROAD RAGE

My husband is such a disciplined driver. But there are times when his temper goes out the window because of those reckless drivers. One morning as we were on our way to work, we were almost hit by a brand new car.

Me: Hala! Muntik na tayo dun ha!
Boyet: Gago ‘yun e! Babanggain mo pa si Balty ha! Tetano abot mo dito sa kotse namin!
Me: HAHAHAHAHA!!!


TATTOO

One day while we were in SM Aura, Boyet and I saw a Chinese guy with large tattoos in his arms. Let me rephrase it. Boyet saw a Chinese guy with large tattoos in his arms. I saw a cute, hunky, Chinese guy with large tattoos in his arms. =))

Boyet: Baby, kailan kaya ako magkakaron ng ganung tattoo?
Me: Kailan ka kaya magkakaron ng ganung mukha?
Boyet: Seryoso, gusto kong magkaron ng tattoo!
Me: Hindi ‘yun bagay sa’yo, para ka lang nagkaron ng malaking libag!
Boyet: E ‘di maliit lang ipapalagay ko.
Me: Para ka lang nagkaron ng maliit na libag.
Boyet: Kanina ka pa ha!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



Enjoy the rest of the week! =)