Kolokoy Household: Episode 37

Published on March 24, 2014

Hi, guys! It’s Monday once again. I wasn't able to come to work the entire week last week because of my horrifying flu “episode”. I am still coughing like a mad dog, my nose is still clogged and I still sound like a dude! But I am now feeling better. So let’s all stay healthier and happier! =)


BLOOD TYPE

My husband just found out that his blood type is A+.

Boyet: A positive pala blood type ko.
Me: Hindi ko nga maalala e, pero parang A positive rin yata ako.
Boyet: Wow, compatible talaga tayo.
Me: So baka kapag nagka baby tayo, A positive din sila?
Boyet: Dapat lang A din sila ‘no! Abenoja ka, Andrade ako!

Atsetsetsetse! @_@


RELATE!!!

While having lunch, Boyet and Mama were talking about the son of an acquaintance.

Boyet: Ang puti puti nga niya e. Maputi ba parents nun?
Mama: ‘Yung nanay lang. Saka maganda nanay nun. Niloloko ko nga ‘yung asawa nun e, sinasabi ko “Ang ganda ganda ng asawa mo. Anong pinakain mo diyan?”
Boyet: Hahaha! Grabe ka naman, Ma.
Me: O e bakit ka tumatawa? Tinamaan ka ‘no?!


TOOTHPASTE

I mentioned from another Kolokoy Household post that Mama is wearing dentures. See it here. A couple of nights ago, she was rummaging through our supplies cabinet. She was choosing between two brands of toothpaste.

Mama: Ayaw ko kasi ng lasa ng BEAM e. Ay dito na lang ako sa UNIQUE. Mas masarap ‘to e.
Me: Oo nga e. UNIQUE din gusto ko.
Mama: Aba o! May anti tooth decay formula daw ‘to!
Me: E hindi mo naman kailangan niyan e!
Papa: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Image taken from here


KWENTONG BEERHOUSE

Papa always brags to us and to other people how he has managed to stay loyal and faithful ever since he got married to Mama. A couple of days ago, Mama was telling us a story about Papa going to a “beer house” with his friends.

Mama: Etong Papa mo loko loko e. Nung huli daw na nagpunta sila sa beerhouse, nag table pa daw sila.
Me: Sino namang nagkwento sa’yo?
Mama: E ‘di sila ng Tito mo. Hindi ko nga alam kung nagloloko kasi nagtatawanan sila e. Dati daw ang kinuha niya buntis. Nung minsan naman daw matanda.
Me: Hahahaha!
Mama: Pero nung huli daw ang kinuha niya, mataba. Para daw hindi siya matukso.
Me: Ah hindi. Mataba kinuha niya para parang kasama ka pa rin niya!
Mama: Gagu!
Boyet: Hahahaha!


Enjoy the rest of the week! And stay away from flu. =)

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