Kolokoy Household: Episode 24

Published on October 28, 2013

Holiday Monday is the best, isn’t it? But before you all sleep and relax, make sure you go out and vote! Ako? Hindi ko iboboto ‘yung mga damuhong inistorbo ang siesta ko dahil sa ingay nila sa pangangampanya! Harharhar!

Kolokoy Household gave way for Ask the Kolokoys last Monday. But it’s now back with a vengeance! :p


TEAM KRAMER

Team Kramer is the hottest thing today. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, then I guess it’s about time for you to get out of that cave. Anyway, Team Kramer had a TV appearance on The Ryzza Mae Show a few weeks ago.

Me: Sino kaya ang next na guest sa The Ryzza Mae Show?
Boyet: Si Coffee.
Me: Sino ‘yun?!
Boyet: Hindi mo kilala si Coffee?
Me: Hindi e. Sino nga ‘yun?
Boyet: E kasi kakatapos lang ng Team Kramer, so dapat may Team Coffee, tapos malamang kasunod nun Team Sugar naman! 

Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! 


TEAM MANILA

As we were walking in Robinsons Place Manila, I saw a Team Manila Boutique.

Me: Ay Baby, lumipat na dito ‘yung Team Manila o. Dati nasa department store lang ‘yan e.
Boyet: May isa pang branch ‘yan e.
Me: … … …
Boyet: Yap. Team Yap!


POGI VS GWAPO

A few days ago, Boyet was telling me about a conversation he had with his teammates.

Boyet: Sabi kasi nung isang tao ko, iba daw ang pogi sa gwapo. ‘Yung gwapo, pinanganak na silang magandang lalaki. ‘Yung pogi, nadadaan na lang sa ibang bagay. Halimbawa daw, panget ka pero nakakotse ka, nagiging pogi ka daw. Tapos sa dulo dulo ng kwento niya, ang sinabi sa’kin, “Kaya ikaw Sir, pogi ka!”
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


ANTHONY TABERNA

20120308_anthony-taberna Image taken from abs-cbnnews.com

Boyet and I saw a photo of Anthony Taberna with his wife and kids.

Me: Ang ganda pala ng asawa ni Anthony Taberna.
Boyet: Oo nga ‘no?! Grabe di ako makapaniwala.
Me: Bakit? E pogi naman si Ka Tunying ha. Crush ko nga ‘yan e!
Boyet: Hindi ko naman sinasabing panget siya. Pero ang ganda kasi talaga ng asawa niya. Hindi ako makapaniwala e.
Me: Baby, ganun talaga. Hindi mo ba alam na maraming tao rin ang ganyan ang sinasabi sa’yo?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Happy Monday! ^_^

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